Is Domino’s Pizza Innovative, or Simply ‘Laznnovative’?
Is Domino’s Pizza lazy? Are they innovative? They’re Laznnovative! I’ll be honest, I’ve never been a huge fan of Domino’s Pizza. Something about their cardboard-y tasting pizzas always turned me away....
View ArticleLin-sane in the Membrane: A Success Story for the Books (Now with 60% More Puns)
In a previous blog, I talked about what the NBA would need in order to bounce back from the dreaded lock-out (that hideous work stoppage that cost the league games and has forced players into a...
View ArticleCelebrity Rehab with Charlie Sheen: Is Fiat’s New Commercial a Bust?
Charlie Sheen is in rehab mode. Not rehab for the scads of drugs he was on. That was tried and failed. Besides, all he had to do was say he was over it, and he was! That’s the magic of tiger blood....
View ArticleThe State of Virginia, Brought to You by Carl’s Jr: Statewide Program to Sell...
DIRECTIONS: Take the Justin Bieber Turnpike for 6 miles. Exit at Career Builder.com Avenue. Continue straight until it turns into Gravy Fries by Carl’s Jr. Lane. Take the second right, which is “Show...
View ArticleESPN vs. NewsCorp: Healthy Competition or Lost Cause?
Any sports fan can recognize the SportsCenter jingle. In the sporting world, it’s as recognizable as the one used by Empire Carpeting (you totally just sang it, didn’t you?). SportsCenter has been the...
View ArticleSubway Sandwiches: The Hero of the Almost Cancelled Show
Like it or not, advertising makes the TV world go ‘round. It doesn’t matter how good a show is, if a network can’t get advertisers to pony up the dough, the show won’t last (R.I.P. Firefly). It’s not...
View ArticleKiss Me, Kate Beckinsale: The Greatest Advertising Advancement of All Time
There was only one good thing to come out of the movie Click: Kate Beckinsale. I immediately fell in love with her when I saw Serendipity (I watched that for John Cusack, I swear!). Click simply...
View ArticleAmazon Is Taking Over the World, and You Can Get a Piece of the Action
All twelve of you who read my blogs know I like to make fun of Hollywood. But most of that stems from pure jealousy. As a (temporarily) failed TV writer, I want to be those people. I’m aware that makes...
View ArticleLogo-Gate: Much Ado Over University of California’s Emblem Change
I’m baaaaaaaaack! After a long vacation from blog writing (I was touring the Pacific Rim with various Victoria’s Secret models), CONTROVERSY is what brings me back to the blogging game. And it rings...
View ArticleIf Logos Determined the 2013 Super Bowl: Picking the Winners
To me, there’s nothing more fun in sports than filling out a March Madness bracket for the NCAA basketball tournament. I live and die with each game, seeing which of my upset picks pay off, and which...
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